At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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