you traded sex for a burrito?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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