Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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