just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just google imaged poop.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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