Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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