shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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