She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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