oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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