All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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