another moral hangover. fuck.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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