She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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