Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
