my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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