Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
