I love black thongs
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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