i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The air was thick with penises
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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