that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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