I just made out with a guy for $7.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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