They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
