Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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