Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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