grandma shit on top of the toilet
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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