Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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