Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
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You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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