So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
