We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's blow job season.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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