what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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