Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
