I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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