Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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