Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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