What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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