I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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