yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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