He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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