so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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