What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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