I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize