k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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