it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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