What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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