I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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