I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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