You really coming over, don't trick.
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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