Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i think im in europe. pls send help
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