they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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