Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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