I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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