Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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