Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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