He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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