I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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