all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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